Dating Disasters (Karma)

Hey Lovelies,

On Tuesdays, I thought it would be fun to share some dating disaster stories. A few of the stories will be my own and others will not. When browsing, I came across a hilarious and gratifying story on askmen.com that I’d like to share with you all.

This story was written and submitted by Samer Aldury

Karma Is A B*tch

“A wise man once said that karma is a b*tch, but shouldn’t it get the guy who did something bad? So, this is the story of me (a player) and my twin brother (a player/a**hole), whom I love, by the way — don’t get me wrong.

A couple of years ago, I was at this party, doing my thing and having fun, when this girl approaches me out of nowhere and starts flirting with me. She was like a nine, so I loved it (who wouldn’t, right?). She takes my number and asks me out. At that moment, I knew what it was like to be a chick.

The second day, she call me and asks me out on a date. My brother tells me to take a picture of her boobs, which is something that he does with every girl. My brother’s role in the story is yet to come, but let’s just say he was a player who had zero respect for women and treated them horribly but got incredible results. I am more of a gentle guy, so I do the one-night stand but let the poor girls sleep over, while my brother would kick them out right after sex, telling them to say hello to their boyfriends.

I go out on that date with this girl. I take her to my favorite place in town, where the bartenders and waiters are my good friends and know exactly what to do when i bring a date. The waiter brings the red wine, puts it on the table, gives me an evil smile as if he was saying, “Nice one you got there, mate.” We start drinking and talking —  the first 10 minutes where just perfect. I thought to myself that this girl is really. really nice for a nine, It didn’t feel quite right, but I was just entertaining the thought of taking her home and having sex with her till sunrise.

Then there was a quite interesting turn of events. She starts asking me if i knew her friend Nicole. I had no freaking idea who Nicole was. She starts describing her to me, telling me where I had met her. I said that I was sorry but that I really didn’t know who she was talking about. That’s when she gets frustrated, starts raising her voice, telling me what an asshole I am and asking how I could sleep at night knowing that i just had sex with a girl who has a boyfriend.

I said i usually sleep quite well after sex, trying to make the conversation more fun, something that i shouldn’t have done considering the circumstances. She starts yelling at me, telling me that I am a pig for not remembering Nicole’s name when it had been less than a month since I had slept with her and that i had kicked her out of the house after sex and told her to say hello to her boyfriend. She told me she just went out with me to “do this.” Then she took the glass of wine, splashed it all over my face and told me that this one is for Nicole, then took the other glass and splashed me again, saying that this one is for every poor girl I had ”fooled”into getting into bed with me and takes her purse and storms out.

So there I was, sitting with two glasses of wines splashed in my face and all over my shirt, and the waiter comes up to me, just laughing his ass off, and took a picture of me with his cell, saying that he was going to email that to all of his friends.

In the abyss of that humiliation, I picked up the phone and called my brother, wanting to give him a piece of my mind. I told him about the mix up and how that girl thought I was him and how I got humiliated in my favorite place in town.”

This story is both hilarious and gratifying. I can’t help but admit that I love it when players get what is coming to them. While Nicole may have had the wrong man, Samer’s player ways eventually caught up to him also. Being a player is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you are honest about your true intentions with those you are involved with. A person, or player, can only get away with what you allow. However, some are very careful and calculated in their tactics, causing even the most intelligent and wise to be fooled. It can also be said that some women, and men, make it too “easy” for someone they are sexually attracted too, and oftentimes said individuals will take advantage of that. It is important to respect yourself and be mindful of your intentions with that person as well. Respect should be given, but ultimately it must be earned.

I truly believe in the existence of karma, and that what you put out into the universe will eventually come back to you, whether good or bad.  If you aim to take advantage of others, there is a good chance that others will aim to do the same to you. Hopefully Sammy and his brother will learn from this experience, although I doubt that his brother got anything more from this situation than a good laugh.

With Love,
Miss T

 

 

4 thoughts on “Dating Disasters (Karma)”

  1. See…this is why people need to open their mouths and speak up lol. It would have been so east for him to just take his phone out and share a pic of him and his brother instead of trying to be funny lol

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